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To be a lady in this decade of Medical micro-dermabrasion. Ladies who are men, and Ladies who want to be men, and ladies who act like men and act as though ladies are some kind of thing that nobody would ever want to be in a million years is tough. It’s really very troublesome. Fashion is one problem, but meeting a fine Gentleman is another. There are dating sites, yes, but there are none which cater exclusively for the Ladies and Gentleman of this humble earth. Which is why, when I inherited some money from my great aunt Hilda, I decided upon a course of action to change the face of humanity forever: a Lady and Gent dating site!

Now, I was strict about who joined. I am even more strict now. For example, my service only employs Ladies and Gents, and we have a very strict policy about who may and may not join. For example, should you wish to join we will fist ask, very politely, to see photographic proof of your dress collection (if you are a Lady) and suit collection (including cuff-links, if you are a man). Then we will make our appraisals. Then, if we think we can work together with no problems, we ask you to take a strict grammar test. The test concerns olden-day language: the true language of the finest Ladies and Men of this world. Only upon passing this test is one allowed to access our online database and commune, via the wondrous technology of our times, with other such people who share similar characteristics. Right now it is in its infancy, but I have every faith that it will soon work!

God, how good would that be?